Car Guide

 
Q: If my trumpet were a car, what make would it be?


A:

Monette: Rolls Royce
Blackburn: Jaguar
Calicchio: Ferrari
Lawler: Porsche
Smith Watkins: Aston Martin
Schilke: Mercedes
Kanstul: BMW
(15xx series = Signature Class, 9xx series = Custom, etc.)
Flip Oake’s Wild Thing: Range Rover
Taylor: Morgan
Selmer (Paris): Peugeot
Courtois: Citroen
Callet: Audi
Stomvi: Pegasos (a classic Spanish auto)
Bach: Volvo (solid cars, but boring)
F. Besson: Toyota
(so many models, confusing names)
Yamaha: Honda (this is way too easy)
Yamaha Custom: Acura
Holton: Chevrolet
Martin: Cadillac (for you, Miles)
Blessing: Oldsmobile
Getzen: Dodge
DEG: Plymouth
Edwards: Chrysler (had to be)
UMI/Conn: Ford
Conn Vintage One:
The New Thunderbird
UMI/King: Mercury
UMI/Benge: Lincoln (had to be)
Jupiter: Saturn (ho!)
Amati: Yugo
 
Vintage Horns (and Cars)
Conn:
Ford (Model T, Model A)
Connstellation: Packard
Selmer (Paris) Balanced Action:
Duesenberg
Burbank/LA Benge:
Vintage Porsche
F.E. Olds & Co Mendez
Vintage Ford Thunderbird
F.E. Olds & Co Ambassador
Volkswagen Type 1 Sedan
(i.e., the old bug)
Mt. Vernon Bach
Studebaker Commander Starliner
 
I’m still working on and refining this thing, so helpful comments are appreciated. Comments which may not be helpful, but are funny, are also welcome.


 
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